There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
-- R. W. Gerard
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry Kissinger
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it
-- G. B. Shaw
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY. There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
