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Friday, September 23, 2011

Laugh at your own risk!!

 


 
 

He could die any moment. Doctor had informed to call everyone. Old uncles, fancy aunties, talkative sisters, and cool dudes, all were standing near his bed. Sob! Sob!

"Hey God! Please forgive me", he spoke to himself looking at his mother, for the last time in his life.

He murmured something in wet-throat, holding metal fence of bed firmly tightening fingers. 
The pent-up voice depicted an inner gloom.

“Excuse me. Would you mind dying after ten minutes?” asked Uncle boldly interrupting him and said, "“Life is an intricate assortment of fragile dreams, exuberant memories, mixed emotions and precious relationships. One may discover truth, relativism, misery, mystery, monomania and more- A complete hide and seek. Attitude, lassitude, faith, hope, desire, risk are all determinants of life. It is all about selections and choices we make. It gives us alternatives everywhere and an intellectual picking is which decides the path persisted.”

Nonplussed. Puzzled. The red-eyed patient took a one-eighty-degree turn and inquired in a wet voice, “Why do we eat Mintos?”.

____________END of The STorY_________________

Some stories have no meaning or moral attached and we call it non-sense. To be very specific, non-sense tickles our sense and we laugh. 
We Laugh. 
Laugh to forget. 
To forget misfortunes. 
To forget past.  
We Laugh.
First without sound. 
Then with a little sound. 
Then the load goes to mouth producing irresolute sounds. 
We laugh till our eyes dry. 
Till face becomes pale and eyes waterless red. 




2 comments:

BM said...

Just to laugh............... enjoy THIS TICKLE ..........DO NOT BE SERIOUS

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme. He concentrated on learning about the situation in India:He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!!

Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him.

The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me"!!! Some idiots had told him that I am the Father of the Nation."

Unknown said...

I just can't stop laughing. That was really a nice one.